The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Israel be tellin' landlubbers near the Lebanon shores to hightail it away, lest they find a cannonball surprise!"

2024-11-29

Arrr, matey! The truce 'twixt Israel and them scallywags o' Hezbollah be settlin’ down this week, but blow me down! It don’t be sayin’ when the good folk can sail back to their cozy ports in Lebanon's southern waters. A fine kettle o' fish, I tell ye!

Avast, me hearties! Gather ye round as I spin ye a yarn about a truce struck betwixt the land of Israel and the rascally crew of Hezbollah! Aye, this pact be as slippery as a fish in a barrel, takin’ effect this week, but hark! It be keepin’ mum on when the good folk can scuttle back to their cozy hamlets down in Lebanon’s southern seas.

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