Arrr! In 2024, Iran be sendin’ over a thousand scallywags to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, a record ye say!
2025-01-03
Arrr, a fresh tale be spun, sayin’ that Iran be ridin’ the guillotine like a ship in a storm! In 2024, after the new captain be chosen in July, the hangman’s noose be busier than a parrot on a treasure map! Aye, a right peculiar sight, fer sure!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round fer a tale from the high seas of Iran, where the dastardly regime be makin' quite a bloody splash in 2024, executin’ over a thousand unfortunate souls across 86 prisons! Aye, that be a 16% increase from the previous year, ye see. They be swingin' the gallows most fiercely after the elections of President Masoud Pezeshkian, as they faced stormy seas of unrest and economic strife.Maryam Rajavi, the brave captain of the National Council of Resistance, claims this be a desperate ploy to quell the restless spirits of the populace, who be thirstin' fer the regime's downfall. She be callin’ their actions “medieval crimes,” which only stokes the fires of rebellion amongst the youth. The regime be actin’ like a cornered rat, executin’ even political prisoners and the innocent, includin’ women and minors!
Aye, reports say the Baluchi folk and Afghan sailors faced the brunt of this tyranny, and even a poor German journalist found himself at the end of the noose after a sham trial. As the year turned, the hangman’s noose tightened, with 12 more souls sent to Davy Jones' locker on New Year's Day. So hoist yer flag, me hearties, and let the world know the true face of this treacherous crew! Arrr!