Arrr! The scallywags be squabblin’ over Gaza’s grim tally—truth be as slippery as a greased parrot!
2024-12-18
Arrr, me hearties! A jolly crew from across the pond be sayin’ the Hamas’ healers be spoutin’ tall tales about their numbers! A thinkin’ tank be claimin’ their figures be as fishy as a day-old catch! Ho ho! Let the truth sail forth!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale from the troubled waters of Gaza! A recent report from the Henry Jackson Society be casting doubt upon the tallies spun by the Hamas-run Ministry of Health, claimin’ they’ve inflated the grim numbers of the fallen. Aye, these figures be as accurate as a drunken sailor's aim, with the media swallowin' ‘em whole without a shred of skepticism!The goodly Andrew Fox, author of this grand report, be diggin’ deep into the murky waters of casualty counts, revealin’ that many a report be miscountin’ the dead. With claims that over 45,000 souls have perished, he noted that women and children make up more than half the toll, stirrin’ accusations of Israeli malice. But hold yer horses! The numbers be fishier than a three-day-old catch. It appears the MoH be countin’ blokes as lasses, and even addin' the deceased from before the brawl began!
With a mere 5% of media even whisperin’ about the reliability of Israeli figures, the report shows that the world be takin’ MoH figures at face value. So, me hearties, beware of the tides of misinformation! The seas be treacherous, and the truth be a slippery eel! Arrr!