Arrr, Duterte be laughin' at the thought o' bein' nabbed by them ICC scallywags while plunderin' in Hong Kong!
2025-03-10
Arrr, the former captain of the Philippines, Rodrigo Duterte, be settin' sail to Hong Kong on the Sabbath! Rumors be flyin' that he be dodgin' the long arm of the law, tryin' to escape the reach of the ICC's mighty warrant! Aye, what a scallywag!
Arrr, gather ye scallywags! Former President of the Philippine seas, Rodrigo Duterte, be makin' a surprise appearance in the bustling port of Hong Kong, stirrin' up tales of a possible arrest warrant from the International Criminal Court! Aye, 'tis no ordinary visit, for it be rumored he seeks to dodge the clutches of justice over his notorious war on drugs, where many a soul met their end by the hands of lawmen and rogues alike.At a grand rally, Duterte, alongside his lass of a daughter, Vice President Sara, regaled the crowd of compatriots with tales of his past exploits, claimin' he be ready to face the brig if the ICC be knockin' at his door. "If that be my fate, let it be!" he bellowed, as if callin' to the sea itself. With a wink, he cheekily suggested folks chip in for a statue of himself wielding a gun, as if he be some heroic figure in a shanty tale!
The ICC be investigatin' the high seas of death and destruction that marked his reign from 2016 to 2022. Though he be denyin' any orders for extrajudicial piracy, his threats against drug dealers were as common as a parrot on a pirate's shoulder. Aye, the current regime be readyin' for whatever tempest brews if the ICC casts its net, as they watch over Davao with heightened vigilance!