"Avast! Shiri Bibas be found at last, courtesy of them scallywags at Hamas! Arrr, what a twisty tide!"
2025-02-22
Avast, me hearty! On the morn of Saturday, the fair lass, thought to be one of four poor souls held by them scallywags Hamas, was found and named! Aye, 'tis a tale of misfortune on the high seas of diplomacy, arrr!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round fer a tale o' misfortune and treachery on the high seas of life! A fair lass named Shiri Bibas, presumed lost to the dark depths o' the enemy’s clutches, has been confirmed dead after bein’ returned to Israel. Aye, her kin feared the worst, and alas, their fears be realized, as her remains were identified this mornin', much to their heartache.Hamas, a scallywag crew if ever there was, tried to pull a fast one by handin’ over a Palestinian wench instead o' our Shiri. But the Red Cross, bless their souls, delivered the true coffin of Shiri to the Israeli authorities, where the grim confirmation took place. The family be grievin’, callin’ her a marvelous mother and a faithful mate to her husband, Yarden.
Even the mighty Netanyahu be spittin’ fire, vowin’ that Hamas will pay dearly for their treasonous trickery. Meanwhile, the Bibas clan be callin’ fer the return of the rest o’ the hostages held in Gaza, demandin’ justice like true buccaneers seekin’ gold. So raise a glass, me hearties, to Shiri Bibas and her family, as they navigate the stormy seas of sorrow and seek closure amidst the chaos! Yarrr!