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French scallywags be prodding 3 blokes for playing pranks at the Eiffel Tower, calling it 'psychological violence'. Arrr!

2024-06-03

Arrr, them French scallywags be accusin' three landlubbers of causin' "psychological violence" at the Eiffel Tower! Ye best be careful, mateys, or ye'll walk the plank for hurtin' someone's feelin's!

Avast ye hearties! Three scallywags be in hot water in France for a devilish deed! They be accused of committing "psychological violence" by placing five coffins at the foot of the Eiffel Tower, that grand Paris landmark set to shine in the upcoming Olympic Games.Arrr! The miscreants, hailing from Bulgaria, Germany, and Ukraine, covered the coffins with a French flag bearing the words "French soldiers of Ukraine." Blimey!The authorities be questioning these rapscallions and be demanding they walk the plank for "premeditated violence." A three-year sentence and a hefty fine be looming over their heads like the sword of Damocles!Placing coffins at the feet of the Eiffel Tower be seen as a dastardly act causing "an inability to work" among the folks there. The motive for this nefarious deed be as murky as the waters of Davy Jones' locker!With the Paris Olympics on the horizon, these scurvy dogs be stirring up trouble. Even a lad of sixteen be caught up in this treacherous plot!The Olympic rings will soon grace the Eiffel Tower, but these scallywags be tarnishing its glory with their foul deeds. May they be made to walk the plank and pay the price for their misdeeds!

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