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Arrr, Putin's eyein' European treasure! Trump be the scallywag who might hand it over, savvy?

2025-02-16

Arrr, me hearties! Vice Captain JD Vance and that landlubber Defense Secretary Pete be stirrin' the pot! Rumors sailin' that the good ol' U.S. may drop anchor with the Russians, leavin' Europe in the wake! Blimey, what a jolly mess! Avast, keep yer spyglass sharp!

Arrr, Putin's eyein' European treasure! Trump be the scallywag who might hand it over, savvy?

Avast ye scallywags! Gather round, fer I’ve got a yarn to spin ‘bout the high seas of politics! Our Vice President, the jolly JD Vance, and the Defense Secretary, Pete Hegseth, be makin’ waves that set the sails of many a landlubber’s mind to ponderin'. Rumors be afloat that the good ol’ U.S. of A. be thinkin' o’ settin' its compass away from the fair shores of Europe and alignin' its ship with the land o' the Tsars, Moscow!

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