Arrr, gunfire in Canada’s caused a dozen landlubbers to be singed, say the scallywag enforcers!
2025-03-08
Arrr, mateys! On a cursed Friday night at a tavern in Toronto, a dozen scallywags got themselves wounded by flying lead! The lawmen be still huntin' for the rapscallion who caused this ruckus. Blimey, what a night for grog and chaos!
Arrr mateys, gather ye round fer a tale of woe from the fair city of Toronto, where a night at the pub turned to chaos on a fateful Friday! Aye, a dozen souls found themselves wounded in a ruckus at a tavern near Scarborough Town Centre, where the ale was flowin' and the gunfire erupted like a cannon blast in a stormy sea!At the stroke of 10:40, the brave Toronto Police swarmed the scene, hearin' the call of danger as reports of a raucous shootin' spread like wildfire. Twelve poor lads and lasses were whisked away to the hospital, some with injuries as light as a feather, while others bore a heavier burden—details be murky as a foggy night on the high seas!
The scallywag suspect, clad in a black balaclava, made his escape in a silver chariot, leavin' the brave officers scratchin' their heads. Even the Mayor, Olivia Chow, felt the chill of this foul deed, declarin' her concern and vowin' that the finest resources be deployed to catch this rogue! So, keep yer eyes peeled and yer spirits high, for justice shall prevail, and the taverns shall once again be a place of mirth, not mischief!