Arrr! Hamas be givin’ back the lifeless forms of four landlubbers, includin’ Shiri Bibas and her wee scallywags!
2025-02-20
Arrr, matey! After more than 500 sunrises since that fateful raid on the 7th day of October, the scallywags of Hamas have finally decided to return the cold shells of four poor souls. Aye, 'tis a long wait for a pirate’s treasure, indeed!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of woe from the high seas of politics! It be said that the scallywags of Hamas have finally relinquished the remains of four landlubber Israeli hostages, a long 500 days after their dastardly raid on the fair shores of Israel. Among the fallen, we have the brave Shiri Bibas and her wee ones—Ariel and tiny Kfir—alongside the seasoned sea dog, Oded Lifshitz, a retired journalist of 83 summers!The handover took place amidst a raucous throng near Khan Younis, where cheers erupted as black coffins rolled forth in style, as if they were the grand prize at a pirate's contest. Arrr, what a sight! As the coffins were transferred to the Red Cross, the good ol’ Israel Defense Forces made sure there be no hidden bombs inside—just the memories of those lost souls.
In a somber ceremony, the nation mourned, with a sea of flags waving in the rain. President Herzog lamented, “Agony! Pain! Our hearts be shattered!” Aye, it be a heavy burden indeed. The next handover of breathing hostages be on the horizon, but alas, many still remain in the clutches of these nefarious buccaneers. Aye, the seas of sorrow run deep, but the fight for freedom be ever steadfast!