The Booty Report

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Arrr! A jumbled mess o' past woes be sendin' the Rumanians sailin' further to the starboard o' the right!

2024-12-11

Ahoy, mateys! It be clear as a parrot's squawkin' that a scallywag of an ultranationalist be risin' like a barnacle on a ship's hull! Many a landlubber seem keen to toss the ol' fascist past o' the great war overboard, say the wise sea dogs! Arrr!

Avast ye mateys! Gather 'round the ol' rum barrel, for I be havin' a tale to spin 'bout a landlubber politician, a right ultranationalist scallywag, who be makin' waves like a ship caught in a tempest!

The experts, those learned sea dogs, say that this rogue be rallyin' a fair number of landlovers who’d rather toss the past overboard than reckon with the dark days o’ fascism that haunted their shores durin' the Great War. Aye, it seems many be wishin' to bury the past deep in Davy Jones' locker, ignorin' the grim tales of yore!

But fear not, for history be a cunning beast, and it has a way of comin' back to bite ye in the bum, like a hungry shark sniffin' out a sailor who’s lost his leg! This ultranationalist’s rise be a reminder that while some wish to hoist the sails of glory, others be lookin’ to sweep the dark tides of history beneath the deck.

So, me hearties, let this be a lesson: ye can’t simply forget the past, or it’ll be like a ghost ship hauntin’ yer dreams. Remember, every pirate worth his salt knows the importance of knowin’ where ye came from, lest ye find yerself marooned with a crew of misguided buccaneers!

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