Arrr! Israel be accusin' U.N. workers o' bein' scallywags, but no proof be found, says the review.
2024-04-22
Arrr, Israel be cryin' foul, claimin' that a tenth o' them scallywags in Gaza workin' fer UNRWA be part o' Hamas or the Palestinian Islamic Jihad! They be demandin' the agency walk the plank! Aye, sounds like a right ol' hornswoggle to me!
Arrr mateys, listen up to this news of treachery and deceit in the land of Gaza! Israel be claimin' that one out of every ten scallywags workin' for the U.N. relief agency, UNRWA, be part of the notorious crews of Hamas or the Palestinian Islamic Jihad. They be shoutin' from the crow's nest that the whole agency should be scuttled and sent to Davy Jones' locker!But me hearties, let's not be too quick to believe everything we hear from our enemies. This be a classic case of mud-slingin' and finger-pointin', me thinks. Them Israelites be tryin' to cast doubt on the good works of UNRWA and stir up trouble in the waters of Gaza.
UNRWA be doin' important work helpin' those in need in a land ravaged by war and conflict. We should be supportin' their efforts instead of listenin' to the salty tales of our foes. So let's raise a tankard of grog to UNRWA and their brave crew, and give three cheers for the good work they be doin' in Gaza!