The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Israel be settin' free them landlubber prisoners after a right ruckus o' hostages, savvy?"

2025-01-30

Arrr, matey! Hamas let loose three landlubber Israelis and five Thai scallywags for a whole shipload o’ over 100 lost souls! But lo! They be unable to tame the raucous mob, causin' a right delay in the swappin' shenanigans! Avast, what a kerfuffle!

Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round, for I be havin’ a tale of trade upon the high seas of diplomacy! It be a curious exchange where the notorious Hamas scallywags decided to let loose three landlubber Israelis and five fine Thai lads in return for a whole shipload o’ over a hundred of their own crew – I mean, Palestinians! A mighty bargain, ye say? Aye, but the seas be not always calm, and this deal be no different!

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