Arrr, matey! Syrians be hoistin’ a ruckus in Christian quarters after a jolly tree got torched! What scallywags!
2024-12-24
Arrr, me hearties! News be blowin’ through the sails of Damascus, where a fiery Christmas tree be ablaze, and masked scallywags be dancin’ ‘round it! The good folk be protestin’, thinkin’ it’s a jolly ol’ travesty! Shiver me timbers, who knew trees could spark such ruckus?
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' ruckus in the far-off land o' Damascus! Aye, it be a curious sight that stirred the hearts o' the good folk, particularly those o' the Christian crew. Ye see, a grand ol' artificial Christmas tree, decked out like a maiden at a ball, stood proud in the town, until it was set ablaze by scallywags wearin' masks. Aye, what a scandal it be!