Arrr, Trump be chattin' with Putin 'bout Ukraine's juice pots? Makes me wonder if they be plottin' or just swappin' tales!
2025-03-17
Ahoy mateys! This Tuesday’s chinwag be the first gabbet betwixt the two captains since ol' Putin tossed a heap o' demands for a truce with Ukraine. Let’s see if they can parley without throwin’ cutlasses! Arrr!
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale to spin about a grand parley set for Tuesday, where the mighty captains of Russia and Ukraine shall clash their wits over the sea of diplomacy! 'Tis the first time these two scallywags be chattin' since the fearsome Mr. Putin laid forth a treasure map of conditions for a cease-fire, like a greedy pirate demandin' half the booty before settlin' down for a drink.