Arrr, matey! A scallywag at the frosty base took a swing at his matey, claimin’ more than just a treasure map!
2025-03-18
Arrr, matey! In the icy depths o’ Antarctica, a crew o’ landlubbers be in a right pickle! A scallywag from their band be accused o’ givin’ a hearty slap and unwelcome advances! South Africa be settin’ sail to investigate this frosty fracas, savvy?
Arrr matey! In a far-off land of ice and snow, a scallywag from a South African crew at the SANAE IV base be makin’ waves, they say. Accusations of assault and harassment be flyin’ about like cannonballs in a sea battle, and the poor lad found himself under the watchful gaze of a psychological evaluator, aye.It all started with a desperate missive, wherein a crew member cried for help, claimin’ the rogue had threatened the captain’s life and escalated to a state most foul. This landlubber reported feelin’ like he might be the next victim of a pirate’s wrath, not a good place to be in the frozen wasteland, me hearty!
The Ministry of Environment, aye, they be on the case, holdin’ daily parley with the crew of nine to restore peace. The accused, showin’ remorse like a sailor caught in a storm, penned an apology to the one he wronged. Yet, they be investigatin’ further, though claims of sexual assault were found to be as false as a three-headed sea serpent.
So, as this crew of scientists hunker down for a long haul of 13 months in the dark and icy abyss, the ministry reminds us that even the stoutest of seafarin’ souls might need a bit of adjustment to life in the depths of Antarctica, matey! Arrr!