Arrr! Israel's sea dog at the UN be settin' sail, demandin' the landlubbers condemn Hamas 'fore makin' plans!
2025-02-14
Arrr, matey! Israeli envoy Danny Danon be raisin' a ruckus 'bout a Gaza plan from the scallywags of the Palestinian Authority, spillin' his thoughts to Fox News Digital. He be thinkin' it be a right piece o' barnacle-covered nonsense, aye!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn o' the tempestuous seas of diplomacy! Israel's bold ambassador to the United Nations, Danny Danon, be throwin’ shade on the Palestinian Authority's grand plan to mend the Gaza galleon, which they call the "Relief and Early Recovery Plan." Aye, he be sayin’ they ought to deal with them ruffians, Hamas, and leave the treasure of Judea and Samaria alone!This plan, worth a whopping $3.5 billion doubloons, be lookin' to end the Israeli blockade and chart a course for peace. But Danon's crew thinks it's a clever ruse to keep a stronghold on Gaza while ignoring the pirates’ problem of disarming Hamas. They be callin’ it a treasure map without any mention o' the marauders who caused the mess in the first place!
The PA be throwin' Israel under the bus, claimin’ it be the “occupying power” while completely forgettin’ the history o’ the Gaza exit in 2005. Now, with a plan to set up a “Governmental Emergency Operations Room” and other such trinkets, they be hopin’ to get the world’s eye on their plight.
So hoist the sails and prepare for a bumpy ride, for this tale of tug-o-war be far from over, and who knows what treasure awaits on the horizon! Yarrr!