The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! In Africa, danger be slinkin’ ‘round like a sneaky serpent in yer own barn and fields!

2025-01-06

Avast, ye scallywags! Each year, them sneaky, venomous serpents be chomp’n on millions o’ souls, sendin’ about 120,000 to Davy Jones' locker! Most be poor landlubbers in far-off Africa, strugglin’ to find a cure—aye, they can't even get a good rum to wash it down!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I be spoutin' a tale o' the slithery beasts that roam the lands! These venomous serpents, aye, they be bitin' millions o' souls each year, unleashin' their wicked fangs upon the unsuspectin' folk!

Now, listen close, fer it be said that at least 120,000 poor unfortunate souls be meetin' their doom at the hands o' these wicked creatures! ‘Tis a treacherous fate indeed, especially for those livin' in the wilds o' Africa, where the gold doubloons be scarce, and the doctorin' be far and few between.

Picture it, mateys! A humble villager, mindin' their own business, when out of nowhere, a scallywag of a snake strikes! Argh! With no swift remedy in sight, they be left to ponder if their days be numbered or if they’ll live to tell the tale over a tankard of grog!

So, let this be a warnin', ye landlubbers! Keep yer wits about ye when treadin' in the realm of serpents, for they be givin' the ol' bite and the sting! And let’s raise a toast to those brave souls in distant lands, fightin’ a battle ‘gainst these venomous fiends, hopin’ for a fair wind and a swift cure!

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