Avast, mateys! Crews be hoistin' the first bits o' sunken treasure from D.C.'s airborne calamity in the Potomac!
2025-02-03
Arrr, me hearties! A great metal beast, the crane, be hoistin' the shattered hull of that sky-chasin' bird, the American Airlines contraption that met its watery doom after havin' a hearty tussle with an Army flying contrivance! What a jolly mess, eh?
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to me wild tale o' high-flying misadventures on the Potomac! Just last week, a mighty beast of a jet, belonging to them American Airlines scallywags, did meet an unfortunate fate. Aye, it be true! The great flying contraption did collide with a flying chariot of the Army—an aerial duel most foul, if ye ask me!Now, fear not, for the brave souls o' the crane crew be on the scene, wieldin' their mighty iron talons like a sea monster pluckin' its prey from Davy Jones' locker. They be hoisting the jet's fuselage from the depths of the murky waters, like a treasure chest pulled from the ocean floor. A sight to behold, I tell ye! The crane be as busy as a one-legged pirate in a butt-kickin' contest, settin' the sorry remnants of the jet free from the watery grave.
So, let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers and skyward sailors alike—keep yer eyes peeled whilst sailin' through the skies, lest ye find yerselves in a pickle, clashin' with the wrong craft! In the end, all's well that ends with a hearty laugh and a tale to tell over a flagon o' rum!