Arrr! The Holy Sea's Cap'n Francis be feelin' a tad better, 'n the lass Meloni dropped by fer a chat!
2025-02-19
Arrr, on the day of the 20th moon, Captain Meloni set sail to the hospital, where she parleyed with the old sea dog, Pope Francis, for 20 tick-tockin' minutes! Aye, the 88-year-old pope be mendin' his sails, while they shared tales o’ treasure and turtlenecks!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye news from the high seas of the Vatican! Our good ol' Pope Francis, that jolly chap, be wrestlin' a fierce bout o' pneumonia. On a fine Wednesday, he got a visit from the brave Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni, who declared him "alert and responsive," and full o' mirth, like a true sea captain, even in his sickness!Meloni spent a good twenty minutes with the Holy Father, swappin' jests like old shipmates. She shared that their banter be as lively as a tavern on a Friday night! The Vatican be tellin' tales of slight improvements in his health—his blood tests showin' signs of fightin' spirit, like a pirate who just had a hefty mug o' rum!
Francis, holed up in his fancy hospital quarters on the 10th floor, ain't lettin' the illness weigh him down. He be readin' the news and chasin' after work like a captain seekin’ treasure. His loyal vicar urged the good folk to raise their voices in prayer, lightin' candles in hopes our pope returns to full health.
In his youth, our pontiff faced health storms, losin' part of his lung, but he be a tough old sea dog! So, raise yer tankards, me hearties, and let's wish the Pope fair winds and a swift recovery!