Arrr, Greenland and Panama be tossin' Trump’s dreams overboard, laughin' like scallywags in the Congress tavern!
2025-03-05
Arrr, me hearties! Greenland and Panama be raisin' their Jolly Roger, lettin' Captain Trump know his treasure hunt be unwelcome! After he bellowed his grand speech to Congress, they be laughin' like scallywags, sayin', "Nay, matey! Keep yer gold to yerself!" Avast, what a jolly folly!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of high seas and highfalutin words from the captain o’ the U.S. ship, President Trump! Just the other day, he be spoutin’ forth his desires to claim Greenland and the Panama Canal as if they be treasures buried on the ocean floor, sparkin’ outrage from Greenland's crew and Panama's fleet alike!The brave Greenlanders, led by their chief, Mute Egede, stood tall and declared, "Nay, we ain’t be part o’ yer crew, nor the Danish crew! We be Kalaallit, and our fate be ours alone!” They be shovin’ off any notions of bein’ bought or sold, lettin’ the world know their land ain't no trinket! Arrr!Meanwhile, over in Panama, their captain, José Raúl Mulino, be callin’ Trump a scallywag for suggestin’ he’s takin’ back the Canal, which they claim still be under their command! “The Canal be ours, and we’ll not let it slip through our fingers!” he thundered, pointin’ a finger like a cannon at the U.S. captain's tall tales.So, me hearties, it seems the seas be choppy, and the pirates be arguin’ over treasures that ain’t theirs to plunder! Arrr! Keep a weather eye on the horizon, fer this tale be far from over!