Arrr! Brazilian scallywags claim Bolsonaro be schemin’ a mutiny to keep his captain's chair! Aye, what a jolly jest!
2024-11-30
Arrr, matey! In the merry month of November, Brazil's swashbucklin' Federal Police be pointin' their cutlasses at former Captain Bolsonaro and over 30 scallywags, claimin' they plotted a sneaky coup to cling to the treasure of power! Avast, what a jolly ruckus on the high seas of politics!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the briny depths of Brazil, where a scallywag by the name of Jair Bolsonaro, once the captain of that ship called "Presidency," be accused of plotting a dastardly coup! Aye, 'twas no ordinary caper, but a grand scheme laid out in an 884-page tale of treachery, involving 36 crew members.This cunning plan, the Federal Police be sayin’, included sowin’ mistrust in the electoral waters and rallyin’ the landlubbers against the very system that kept 'em afloat. With whispers of a rigged election echoing from the shadows, Bolsonaro even summoned his sea-dog mates in the military, but alas, some refused to hoist the sails of rebellion!
As if that weren’t enough, there be tales of an assassination plot aimed at the new captain of the ship, Lula. A band of rogues plotted to plunder power, but the Fates cast their nets wide, and the plot was thwarted—at least for now. And on January 8th, a raucous crew stormed the hallowed halls of power, hoping to turn the tide but found themselves adrift instead.
So, as the storm brews, and Bolsonaro hides in foreign ports, the question remains: will he walk the plank, or sail free? Only time will tell, me hearties!