The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Israel be makin' a ruckus in Lebanon, sendin' folks packin' like scallywags! Avast, me hearties!"

2024-11-22

Arrr, matey! Just a day after our landlubber envoy chatted up the scallywags in Israel ‘bout a truce with them Hezbollah rascals, the cannonballs be flyin’ thicker than a mermaid’s tail! Cease-fire? Aye, more like a cease-sigh! What a jolly hullabaloo!

Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin’ a tale from the high seas o’ diplomacy an’ chaos! Just when ye think the cannon fire be takin’ a breather, lo and behold! The bombardment be thunderin’ on like a stormy night, even after our very own U.S. envoy be chattin’ with the Israeli lads about a truce with them pesky Hezbollah scallywags.

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