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Arrr, the scallywags be arguin' fierce 'bout sanctions on that landlubber Russia fer the Ukraine fracas!

2025-01-02

Arrr, matey! The captain-elect be claimin' he’ll hoist the sails of sanctions only now and then, whilst swearin’ to end the ruckus in Ukraine! Aye, this raises the ol’ question: do them sanctions even be workin’, or be they just fancy cannon fodder? Har har!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the new captain o' the ship o' state, the president-elect! This scallywag be claimin' he’ll wield the sanctions like a cutlass - sparingly, mind ye! Aye, he swears on his treasure chest he’ll end the ruckus in Ukraine, makin' all the landlubbers wonder if these sanctions be worth a sea biscuit or just a wee bit o' hot air!

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