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Arrr, in Gaza, the Israel sea dogs be stuck in a tight spot, say the U.S. landlubbers!

2024-08-14

Arrr, matey! Israel’s dealt a mighty blow to them scallywags of Hamas, but mark me words, they’ll ne’er wipe ‘em off the map! So says the wise men o’ the U.S. Aye, the tangled web o’ mischief be far from unraveled!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I've got a tale of high seas and rough tides in the land of Israel and the troublesome crew known as Hamas!

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