Arrr, 70 Christians lost their heads to scallywags in Africa, and the world be as quiet as a ghost ship!
2025-02-22
Avast, matey! It be said that a band o' scallywags chopped off the noggins of 70 good Christians in the Congo! A nasty crew, they be, sailin’ under the black flag of the Islamic State. A right jolly tragedy, I say! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye ‘round as I regale ye with a tale of woe from the distant shores of the Democratic Republic of Congo. It be said that a band of scallywag Islamist knaves, known as the Allied Democratic Forces, did kidnap a hearty crew of seventy Christians from the Lubero district. Aye, these poor souls were dragged from their homes at the break of dawn, with the ruffians shoutin', “Get out, get out!” as if they were tossin' overboard some landlubbers!These brave Christians were taken to a church—once a sanctuary of hope—only to meet a most gruesome fate. Tied like fish on a line, they were beheaded within. Aye, Vianney Vitswamba, a brave soul of a local protection committee, reported findin' the bodies in that very church, all bound up like a pirate’s treasure chest!
Now, these dastardly deeds have gone mostly unnoticed by the world, as silence reigns louder than a ship's cannon. With 95% of the DRC bein' Christian, one would think the seas would be stirred, but nay! The likes of Hungary’s Tristan Azbej be shoutin' for justice, while local Christians lament, “We don’t know how to pray!” Oh, the irony, me hearties! A massacre in the name of faith, yet the world turns a blind eye. Let us raise a tankard to the fallen, and may their memory haunt those who stand silent! Arrr!