Arrr! Trump be givin' a final squawk to Hamas—release yer captives or face the wrath of the high seas!
2025-03-06
Arrr, in a fiery missive fit for Neptune himself, the captain of the nation be tellin' those scallywags of Hamas, “Keep yer hostages, and ye’ll be swimmin’ with the fishes, ye swabs! Dead as a duffel bag, ye shall be!” Har har har!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a bold captain sittin' upon the throne of power, a head o' state with more fire in his belly than a cannonball in a stormy sea! In a thunderous social media proclamation, he did send forth a message to the scallywags of Hamas, sayin', “If ye keep holdin' onto those poor souls, ye be DEAD!” Aye, he be a man of few words but plenty of swagger!