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Arr, the U.S. hath pillaged 3 dens o' scallywags in Iraq, who be blamed fer attackin' their base!

2024-01-23

Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! The scoundrels be sayin' that the strikes were a swashbucklin' response to the dastardly attacks by them Iranian-sponsored militias. Those bilge rats be messin' with U.S. and coalition crews in Iraq and Syria, but we showed 'em what for, ye scurvy dogs!

Arr mateys, gather round and listen closely to this tale of adventure on the high seas! It seems that the lads and lasses of the United States be engaging in a bit of swordplay with those scurvy Iranian-sponsored militias. Aye, 'tis true, the strikes be a direct response to their attacks on U.S. and coalition personnel in the lands of Iraq and Syria.

Now, we be wonderin' why these landlubbers be messin' with the wrong crew. Ain't they heard the stories of the fearsome pirates of the 17th century? Methinks they be in for a rude awakening! These militias think they can run amok, causin' trouble and makin' mischief, but they be tanglin' with the wrong lot.

The defense secretary, a salty dog indeed, has made it clear that these strikes be a message to those who dare cross swords with the likes of the U.S. and its partners. No quarter shall be given to these scoundrels! They be learnin' a lesson they won't soon forget, for the pirates of today be no pushovers.

So, me hearties, let us raise a tankard of grog to the brave souls who be protectin' our interests on the high seas and shores of Iraq and Syria. May their aim be true and their swords be sharp! We be standin' with our brethren, supportin' them in their quest to rid the world of these troublesome militias.

And let this be a warnin' to all who be thinkin' of disturbin' the peace. The pirates of the 17th century may be long gone, but their spirit lives on in the hearts of those who be fightin' for justice and freedom. So, beware, ye scallywags, for the wrath of the U.S. and its allies shall be swift and mighty!

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