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"Arrr! Horst Köhler, once the captain of Germany's ship and IMF's treasure, has sailed to Davy Jones at 81!"

2025-02-01

Arrr, he be the grand captain o' Germany, settin' sail after a life o' lootin' the coin! But lo and behold, just as he be tyin' his second knot, he hoisted the Jolly Roger o' resignation—first mate to do so in forty moons! Aye, what a scallywag!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a feller who once graced the lofty throne o' the German presidency! Aye, this scallywag held the prestigious post after sailin’ through the stormy seas of finance, makin’ doubloons rain like cannon fire on a fine day!

But lo and behold! Just as the sun was settin’ on his second term, this captain o' state decided to drop anchor and take his leave. Aye, he be the first to scuttle his ship in a mighty four decades! Can ye imagine that? The winds o' change blew fierce, and instead o' battlin’ the waves, he threw in the towel faster than a sailor spotin' a kraken!

This here resignation be a rare sight, like findin’ a mermaid at the tavern! Yarr, it tickled the ribs o' many a hearty soul, as the crew pondered what mad folly led him to abandon ship! With a hearty laugh, the crew raised their tankards, celebratin’ the unorthodox twist in the tale o’ governance, while wonderin’ what treasure lay ahead for the next brave soul to take the helm!

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