Arrr, we be layin' Shiri Bibas and her lads to rest, courtesy o' them scallywags at Hamas!
2025-02-26
Arrr, gather ye scallywags! A mournful parade fer a brave lass and her wee lads, their bones returned by them scurvy dogs of Hamas, be set fer Wednesday morn in Rishon Lezion. May the wind be at their backs in the great beyond, aye!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' sorrow and mischief from the shores of Rishon Lezion, Israel! A somber procession be takin' place as a mother, Shiri Bibas, and her two wee lads, Ariel and Kfir, be laid to rest after bein' returned by the scallywags o' Hamas. Just last week, the remains be handed over—part o' a back-and-forth trade 'twixt the landlubbers o' Israel and the rascally Hamas crew.The funeral be held near their cozy Kibbutz Nir Oz, at a private shindig, closed to landlubbers but open to the spirits of the lost. The family called on the good folk to show their support as the remains sailed by. The Red Cross played the part o' the middleman, tradin' a coffin with Shiri's remains after Hamas waved a white flag o' sorts, claimin' they had no interest in hoardin' bodies.
But lo! They had initially tossed over a Palestinian lass instead of the Bibas family, stirrin' the pot of public outrage! The whole nation mourns as Shiri, Ariel, and Kfir be laid to rest, their memory be a treasure that’ll never be forgotten. So, hoist yer tankards high fer the Bibas family, may they find peace in the great beyond!