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Avast ye! The landlubbers at the ICC be chasin' after Hamas leaders. Arr, what a misguided pursuit!

2024-05-21

Arrr, some scallywags be sayin' that seekin' arrest warrants for them Israeli and Hamas scoundrels be like mixin' the jolly roger with the white flag! Aye, 'tis a puzzlin' predicament indeed!

Arrr me hearties, tis a right mess we be in. The scallywags in power be pointin' fingers at each other, cryin' foul play and seekin' warrants for war crimes. But some be sayin' it be like callin' the kettle black, for they be equatin' the victim with the perpetrator.
The seas be stormy with accusations of wrongdoin' on both sides, but who be the true villain in this tale? Be it the Israelites or the Hamas crew, or be they both walkin' the plank of justice? The courts be weighin' the evidence, but the court of public opinion be a treacherous sea to navigate.
So gather 'round me mateys, and let us ponder this conundrum. Can the scales of justice truly be balanced when both sides be spillin' blood on the same deck? Or be it all a game of smoke and mirrors, meant to distract us from the real plunderin' at hand?
Only time will tell, me hearties. But beware the sirens' song of false promises and empty gestures. For in the end, the true treasure be in holdin' fast to the moral compass that guides us through these troubled waters.

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