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Arrr, in a daring jaunt to yon mountain, Netanyahu be swearin' his scallywags'll stay forever! Avast, me hearties!

2024-12-17

Arrr, me hearties! Out o' the blue, a jaunt to Israel be showin' off their might near the Syrian border, like a jolly rogue flexin' his muscles since that scallywag Bashar al-Assad took a tumble! Avast, the tides be turnin'!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a most curious voyage that didn’t be announced, savvy? Yonder land of Israel, like a cunning sea cat, has been stretchin' its military tentacles across the border with that troublesome place they call Syria, ever since the ol’ scallywag Bashar al-Assad went belly-up! Aye, the tides have turned, and Israel be makin’ its presence known like a ghost ship sailin' in the night!

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