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Arrr, this here island be seekin' to corral its unruly goats. 'Twill be a mighty challenge, mateys!

2024-05-27

Arrr, mateys! Ye won't believe it, but them ruminants be takin' over Alicudi like a swarm o' scallywags! The officials be plannin' to snatch 'em up and send 'em off to new homes faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" Aye, the goats'll be walkin' the plank soon enough!

Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! On the island of Alicudi, the ruminants, specifically goats, be takin' over like a swarm of hungry sharks. They outnumber us humans by a ratio of 6 to 1, if not more! The officials on the island have come up with a cunning plan to round up these pesky goats and send them off to new homes.
Imagine the chaos of tryin' to corral all them goats, them crafty creatures with their beady eyes and nimble hooves. It be a sight to behold, I tell ye! But the officials ain't lettin' these goats get the best of 'em. They be plannin' to round 'em up and ship 'em off to other lands where they can frolic and feast to their hearts' content.
Ye can just picture it now, a fleet of ships carryin' these goats off into the sunset, baaing and bleatin' all the way. It be a sight that would make even Blackbeard himself crack a smile. So here's to the officials of Alicudi, may they have smooth sailin' and fair winds as they rid their island of these woolly invaders!

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