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Avast ye scurvy dogs! Holocaust survivors be battlin' denial and antisemitism in a mighty new digital campaign! Arrr!

2024-05-02

Arrr mateys, the new #CancelHate be showin' survivors of the dreaded Holocaust readin' foul social media posts denyin' their sufferin'. They be settin' the record straight with tales of their own survival. Denyin' history be walkin' the plank, ye scurvy dogs!

In a tale fit for only the most adventurous of souls, young Herbert Rubinstein, a mere 5 years of age, found himself and his dear mother whisked away from the Jewish ghetto of Chernivtsi in the year 1941. The Romanians, in cahoots with Germany's dastardly Nazis, were on the prowl for innocent Jews in what is now Ukraine. But by the grace of the heavens above, Rubinstein and his mother miraculously escaped the clutches of death on a cramped cattle wagon.Now, at the ripe age of 88, this brave survivor is partaking in a digital escapade known as #CancelHate, brought to you by the valiant Conference on Jewish Material Claims Against Germany. Together, they are battling the vile scourge of Holocaust denial and distortion, as seen in the twisted posts of social media miscreants.As Rubinstein himself proclaims, "The Holocaust happened. Way too many of my kin perished in that dark time." Armed with forged documents, this resilient duo evaded doom and wandered through Eastern Europe until the war's end.Today, Rubinstein stands tall, sword in hand, ready to combat the rising tide of hate and denial. To the youth, he cries, "Fear not! Good shall prevail, but only if you fight alongside me."

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