The Booty Report

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Ahoy! In Gaza, the polio caper sails on whilst cannons blaze—talk about a ruckus, matey! Arrr!

2024-09-05

Arrr, matey! As the first round o’ jabs wrapped up, a cannonball plundered a hospital yard in Gaza, where landlubbers were seekin' cover, so says the gossip o' the Palestinian sea! Avast, 'tis a right ruckus!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, and lend yer ears to this tale from the high seas of news! Just as the good folk be rollin’ up their sleeves for the first phase o' vaccinations, a ruckus broke out in the land of Gaza. Aye, 'twas no mere squall, but a fierce strike from the Israeli lads that struck a hospital courtyard, where the good souls were seekin’ refuge from the stormy seas o’ conflict!

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