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Blast ye scurvy dogs! Netanyahu be cursin' Ireland, Spain, and Norway fer recognizin' the Palestinian state. Aye, 'tis madness!

2024-05-22

Arrr, the scallywag Netanyahu be cursing those landlubbers in Europe for bein' soft on them Palestinian scallywags! They be handin' out rewards for terrorism like it be pieces of eight! Aye, the seas be rough with fools like them!

Arrr, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu be condemnin' the likes o' Ireland, Spain, and Norway for recognizin' Palestinian statehood after the Oct. 7 attacks, callin' it a "reward for terrorism." The scallywag said that supportin' a Palestinian state would be supportin' terrorism, as most Palestinians be in favor o' the dreadful massacre that sparked the war against Hamas.Netanyahu be adamant that rewardin' terrorism won't bring peace and won't stop Israel from defeat in' Hamas. The decision by Ireland, Spain, and Norway to recognize a Palestinian state be seen as a symbolic move, but it ruffled Israel's feathers, especially when the ICC prosecutor sought arrest warrants for Netanyahu and his defense minister.Israel be so outraged by the European countries' decision that they recalled their ambassadors and summoned the envoys o' the three nations to watch grisly video footage o' the Oct. 7 attack. Netanyahu's government be adamant in their stance against a Palestinian state, seein' it as supportin' terrorism and a threat to Israel's security.

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