Arrr! Vice Vice President Sara be walkin’ the plank—impeached and headin’ fer a Senate showdown, savvy?
2025-02-05
Arrr, mateys! It be said that the fair Vice Captain Sara Duterte be up to no good, with whispers of gold pilferin’ and schemes to send the captain to Davy Jones’ locker! A right scallywag, she be! Avast, what a tale for the high seas!
Arrr, gather ‘round ye scallywags, for a tale from the Philippine seas! The lower house of the land, like a crew of mutineers, has cast their lot against Vice President Sara Duterte, cryin’ foul over a ruckus o’ crimes! They accuse her of plotting the demise of the president, corrupt dealings, and bein’ soft on those pesky Chinese in the South China Sea!With more than 215 legislators swingin’ their quills to sign the impeachment scroll, it be clear that the political waters be churned. The president, Ferdinand Marcos Jr., who’s tight with the Yanks, finds himself in a squabble with the VP, whose old man, Rodrigo, fancied relations with the Reds!
Among the mutinous signers be none other than Marcos Jr.’s kin! They demand the Senate turn into a mighty court, ready to cast her overboard and rid the ship of her presence! The complaints be mighty serious, hintin’ at threats, shady funds, and a failure to stand tall against the dragon of the East. Meanwhile, the VP’s brother be shoutin’ foul, callin’ it a witch hunt! Arrr, the winds of politics be ever foul, and who knows where the tides will take 'em next!