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Arrr! Ilay be watchin' over his matey, Evyatar, or the sands of time be slippin' through his fingers!

2025-03-26

Arrr, matey! Ilay be battlin’ like a swashbuckler, yearnin’ to strum the strings with his kin, Evyatar, who be stuck in the clutches of Gaza fer a year and a half! Aye, the lad be more trapped than a parrot in a treasure chest!

Arrr, mateys! Gather round fer a tale of a lad named Evyatar David, a music-loving swab who be stuck in the dark depths of a Hamas tunnel, as told by his kin, Ilay. This be no ordinary tale, as Ilay be warnin’ us that time be tickin’ away fer his brother and other hostages!

Once upon a time, on the fateful day of Oct. 7, 2023, Evyatar and his crew were enjoyin’ the sweet melodies at the Nova music festival when a dastardly attack exploded upon ’em! Two of his mates met a grim fate, while Evyatar and his best mate Guy found themselves captives of the nefarious Hamas!

Ilay, the brave brother, has since been fightin’ tooth and nail to free his beloved sibling. He tells tales of their music-filled days and the vibrant spirit now trapped amidst shadows and despair. Alas, there be a glimmer of hope when they saw a video of Evyatar and Guy lookin’ frail yet alive, though the sight of their sad eyes be enough to break any pirate’s heart.

With nothin' but scraps to eat and barely a drop of water, Ilay fears the worst, for the cruel fate of hostages be known to change in a heartbeat! He’s even called upon mighty Trump, thinkin’ he be the key to unlockin’ the prison of despair! So, me hearties, let us raise a tankard and hope fer Evyatar’s swift return to the joyous seas of life!

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