Arrr! The Holy Sea's captain be fightin' pneumonia, and his leaky kidney be patchin' up, says the Vatican crew!
2025-02-27
Arrr, the good Pope Francis be catchin' some fine Z's on Thursday morn, snug as a bug in a rug! The landlubbers in white coats be sayin' the ol’ sea dog, at 88, be makin’ a wee bit o’ progress. Aye, may he sail smoothly on!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout Pope Francis, the jolly old captain of the Holy See. This fine fella be 88 years young and has been fightin' off a nasty double pneumonia for near two weeks now, takin' refuge in Rome's Gemelli Hospital, where doctors be givin' him the once-over.Word from the Vatican be that our pontiff had a grand night’s rest and be enjoyin' his mornin' grub with a smile as bright as a treasure chest! The Holy See declared, "The Pope slept well last night," like a sailor after a long voyage. They say the ol' chap’s lung troubles be takin' a turn for the better, though he’s still on high-flow oxygen like a ship in a storm. His kidney troubles be easing up too, so all hands be on deck for a hopeful recovery.
Yet, ye best not celebrate just yet, as the prognosis remains as mysterious as a map to buried treasure. This be the longest he’s been landlocked in hospital since he had a bout with his colon a couple years back. So, raise a tankard for Pope Francis, the brave captain who's battlin' the scourge of illness, may he soon sail back to smoother waters!