"Arrr! A lass in Gaza found the Good Captain above, keepin' her safe from them scallywags o' Hamas!"
2025-03-23
Arrr, matey! Young lass Agam Berger, held captive by scallywags for 482 long days, be sailin' back to the land of the free! Now she be findin’ the good book be her compass, keepin' her spirits high whilst dodgin’ them treacherous pirates o’ Hamas! Avast, what a tale!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer the tale of Agam Berger, who after a harrowing 482 days in the clutches of those scallywags, Hamas, finally found herself back on solid ground! Aye, the world first laid eyes on her in a frightful spectacle, bloodied and bound, alongside fair maidens of the IDF, paraded like trophies through the streets of Gaza. But fear not! Our lass made it to the Yehezkel Synagogue in Tel Aviv to thank the good Lord, callin’ out for the 59 souls still trapped in the clutches of the dastardly pirates.Her brave mother, Merav, felt God shakin’ her world as she started keepin’ the Sabbath in honor of her daughter. With a heart full of faith, she declared that though they took Agam's body, they couldn't seize her spirit! Aye, during her captivity, Agam clung to her faith and even found a prayer book, which was like a treasure from the heavens. She marked the Jewish time, fasted, and even made a fuss about Passover, demandin’ corn flour instead of bread!
As the tale unfolds, the conditions grew grim, but Agam held tight to hope. Even when her dreams of returnin' before her younger brother’s bar mitzvah fell through, she kept the faith alive like a true pirate at heart. Upon her return, she called out for her brethren still in chains, declaring her mission loud and clear. With her kin rallyin’ behind her, Agam’s heart was set on bringin’ every lost soul home, for that be the true treasure of life! Yarrr!