Arrr! The Jewish scallywags be beggin’ the Israeli matey to dash from Chicago 'fore the DNC storm brews!
2024-08-20
Arrr, matey! An Israeli landlubber, seekin' to shine a light on them poor souls held by Hamas, dashed from Chicago, spurred on by the local Jewish crew, 'fore the grand 2024 DNC shindig! Aye, even the fiercest of activists knows when to sail away!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale most grievous, 'bout two brave lads, Ziv and Gali Berman, who were snatched from their cozy cove in Israel by scallywags of Hamas on the fateful morn of October 7, 2023. These ruffians struck while the good folk were still in their slumber, settin’ fire to homes and plunderin’ innocent lives.Our heroine, Noa Reuveni, a fierce lass of twenty-five sails, was far from the fray in sunny California when she heard the thunder of missiles. With a heart full of dread, she sent messages to her mate Ziv, seekin’ assurance of his safety. But alas, his reply was late, filled with words of fear, as he huddled in silence, listenin’ to the treacherous tongues of the enemy outside.
Though the winds of war be fierce, Noa did not shy away! She left her life behind, rallyin’ the good folk to speak of the hostages, and traveled across the seas to spread the word of her missing friends. As she sails through cities, she urges all to unite, stand tall, and not cower before the bullies, lest we forget the brave souls still lost in the shadows of Gaza.
So raise yer tankards, me hearties, and remember: friendship be a treasure that even the darkest seas can’t take away! Arrr!