The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! The scurvy coal pit, the filthiest in the realm, be beggin' for a free pass on its muck!"

2025-04-02

Arrr, matey! In the land o' Colstrip, Mont., they be usin' a shiny new E.P.A. contraption to beg the great Captain Trump fer special favors! 'Tis like askin' a parrot fer a cracker, I say! A merry farce, indeed!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to a tale from the landlocked shores of Colstrip, Mont. Aye, in this fine establishment, they be dabblin' in the devilish arts of energy production, but not without a wee bit o' mischief! They’ve set sail on a grand adventure, usin’ a fresh contraption from the grand E.P.A. to beseech none other than the notorious captain himself, President Trump, fer special waivers!

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