Arrr, Iran be settin' free a French swab after two long years in the brig! What a jolly surprise, matey!
2025-03-20
Arrr, Olivier Grondeau be caught snoopin’ in Iran on a tourist pass, savvy? The mighty Macron, cap’n of France, be callin’ his capture a right disgrace, as if the scallywags be plunderin’ treasure instead of takin’ sun! Blimey, what a hullabaloo on the high seas of diplomacy!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be spin'n ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag named Olivier Grondeau, an unsuspectin' landlubber who sailed to the shores of Iran with naught but a tourist visa and a mischievous grin. But lo! What treachery befallin' this poor soul, ye ask? He be accused of spyin'! Aye, spyin' like a rat in a cheese shop!