Arrr! Lebanon snags $2.5M bound fer the Hezbollah scallywags—caught a landlubber at the airport in a grand ol’ heist!
2025-02-28
Arrr, matey! A scallywag with a chest o’ $2.5 million in doubloons for them Hezbollah scurvy dogs be caught at Beirut's port! 'Tis a legendary snag, say the wise ol' sea dogs! Avast, the treasure hunt be over for this landlubber!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, fer a tale o' woe from the shores of Beirut! A scallywag, rumored to be carryin' a treasure o' $2.5 million doubloons, was nabbed at the airport, bound fer the nefarious crew known as Hezbollah! Aye, the finance ministry be spillin' the beans, sayin' this bust be one fer the history books, unprecedented like a parrot that don’t squawk!This villain had sailed from Turkey, where whispers say the Iranians be usin' it as a secret passage to funnel gold to Hezbollah, the rascally lot! The Israeli ambassador, that shrewd dog, claims this be yet another plot by Tehran to stir trouble in the Middle East seas. They’re raisin' their swords, ready to defend their territory from threats comin' from the north!
David Daoud, a wise old sea dog, be ponderin' how many more treasure chests be slippin' through the net without bein' caught! The winds o' war still blow, as Hezbollah be weakened by Israel’s might, with skirmishes breakin' out like cannon fire upon the waves. But lo and behold, no word from the Hezbollah crew as they sail their dark waters.