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Arrr! Wench be taken by the depths of the earth as she plummeted through the deck of a cursed shopping lair!

2024-03-31

Arrrrr, me hearties! The scurvy dogs be watchin' as the very earth itself did crumble beneath us! 'Twas a sinkhole that did cause the mayhem, sendin' the second floor down to Davy Jones' locker in a heap o' rubble. Aye, the ground floor be in a right mess indeed!

Arrr matey, last weekend a fair maiden be shoppin' in a Chinese department store when, by Davy Jones' locker, a sinkhole be swallowin' a portion o' the floor! A construction swabby on the first deck o' a mall in Zhenjiang be tellin' tales o' a sinkhole openin' up, causin' the floor above to collapse.In the video, a lass be strollin' on the second story when the floor caves in, sendin' her and two clothing racks to Davey Jones' locker below. Another lass in a yellow jacket be swiftly fleein', but returns to check on her mate who be fallin'. Luckily, both scallywags only suffer minor injuries. The emergency crews and fireheart lads be quick to rescue them.Mr. Huang, a representative o' the mall, be sayin' they be providin' aid to the injured souls. The construction swabby be hurtin' his leg, while the shopper be sufferin' fractures. The city officials be investigatin' to find out what caused the calamity.In China, sinkholes be as common as a bottle o' rum on a pirate ship. A monstrous one once opened in a forest, with a depth so deep it'd make Blackbeard himself shiver. Sinkholes be formin' when the ground be worn away, whether by porous rock, loss o' groundwater, or acid rainwater. 'Tis a treacherous world, me hearties!

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