The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Canadian jolly rogers be settin' sail to Mar-a-Lago, chattin' 'bout borders and them pesky tariffs, aye!

2024-12-27

Arrr, matey! President-elect Trump be givin’ the Great White North a right scallywag threat—no more coin for yer exports, lest ye halt the tide o’ wayward souls and the devil’s dust comin’ ‘cross the waves! Aye, it be a fine mess o’ trade and troubles!

Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale of high seas politics and a tempestuous captain known as President-elect Donald J. Trump! This scallywag be makin' threats that’d make even the fiercest buccaneer shiver in their boots!

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