"Arrr, Zelensky be givin' Trump a tongue-lashin' fer tossin' Ukrainians overboard from the peace parley, aye!"
2025-02-18
Arrr! The Ukrainian captain be missin' the parley o' the American and Saudi scallywags, and in a fit o' pique, he be tossin' aside his voyage to Riyadh! 'Tis a right jolly mess, like findin' a Kraken in yer rum!
Arrr matey! It be a right kerfuffle on the high seas of diplomacy, I tell ye! Our gallant Ukrainian leader, brave as a lion and twice as confused, found himself shanghaied out of a crucial parley 'twixt American and Saudi lords. Aye, he be left flappin’ in the wind like a tattered flag atop a sunken ship, while them officials be makin’ merry without him.So what did he do, ye ask? Instead of settin’ sail for Riyadh to parley with them sandy scallywags, he hoisted his sails and canceled the whole voyage! Arrr, can ye imagine the look on his face? Must've been like a catfish caught in a barrel—utterly flabbergasted! “By the seven seas, why’d they be forgettin’ me?” he surely grumbled, clutchin’ his compass like it could point him to some sense.
But fret not, me hearties! For in the grand game o’ politics, sometimes ye be the captain, and other times ye be the barnacle clingin’ to the hull. So let us raise a tankard to the brave Ukrainian, may his sails catch a fair wind next time, and may the other scallywags remember to send him an invite to the next hullabaloo! Arrr!