The Booty Report

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Arrr, me hearties! Set sail for news o' Trump's trial startin' on Tuesday. Will he walk the plank? Aye!

2024-04-15

Arrr mateys, Israel be ponderin' its next move 'gainst Iran while Sudan be celebratin' a year o' battle. Ye best be keepin' a weather eye on them scallywags! Aye, the seas be churnin' with intrigue and mischief!

Arrr mateys! In the land of the living, Israel be ponderin' what to do 'bout them scallywags in Iran. Will they be fightin' back or settlin' it like civilized folk? Only time will tell. Meanwhile, in the land of sand and sun, Sudan be celebratin' a whole year of war. Aye, ye heard right! War! Not exactly a jolly good time, but they be markin' it nonetheless.

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