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Arrr, Netanyahu be gettin' his guts fixed by a wizard with knockout juice! Aye, watch out for the grog!

2024-03-31

Avast ye mateys! The Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, be takin' a snooze as he goes under the knife for a pesky hernia. Arrr, he be driftin' off to dreamland at the hands of the surgeon on Sunday night. Fair winds and smooth sailin' to him!

Ahoy mateys! The Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, be havin' a hernia and needs surgery on Sunday night, arrr! The scallywag's hernia was caught durin' a routine checkup on Saturday night, and after consultin' with his doctors, it was decided surgery be the best course of action. The operation will be done under full anesthesia, with Deputy Prime Minister Yariv Levin takin' the helm while Netanyahu be unconscious.No other details about Netanyahu's condition be known at this time, but the 74-year-old leader be in good health overall. Last year, he had a pacemaker implanted after a scare, but has been keepin' up with his duties despite the recent tussle over a U.N. resolution concernin' Gaza.Netanyahu canceled a trip to Washington after the U.S. didn't veto the resolution, leavin' many to question Biden's support for Israel. The Israeli leader even issued a warning to the U.S., threatenin' to cancel the meetin' if the resolution passed. The Biden administration insists their support for Israel remains firm, but tensions be runnin' high.So, as Netanyahu goes under the knife, the political seas be stormy, and the future be uncertain for Israel and its relations with the U.S. Stay tuned for more updates on this high seas adventure!

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