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“Arrr! Hungary be settin’ sail from the ICC, just as that scallywag Netanyahu drops anchor!”

2025-04-03

Arrr matey! Just after ol’ Captain Netanyahu docked in these shores, seeking treasure and trouble, a proclamation be heard: an international warrant be huntin' him for his misdeeds! Seems even the sea canna hide ye from the law, eh? Avast, what a scallywag!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale to spin 'bout a certain landlubber from Israel, one Benjamin Netanyahu! Just as the sun was settin' on the horizon, news broke like a cannon blast that this scallywag be struttin' his stuff in foreign seas, despite a mighty hefty international arrest warrant hangin' o'er his head like a jolly roger! Aye, this be no ordinary visit, a right cheeky maneuver I say!

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