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Arrr! Netanyahu be settin' sail for Washington to parley with Trump, no treasure map needed, just a hearty handshake!

2025-04-05

Arrr, matey! This here Israeli captain be settin' sail to the White House on the morrow to parley with President Trump! It be a fine time fer a jabber 'bout the ruckus in Gaza, as cannons be a-boomin' and treasure maps be drawn! Avast, let the shenanigans begin!

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with news from the high seas of politics! This Monday, the captain of the Israeli ship, Prime Minister, be settin’ sail to the grand vessel that be known as the White House to parley with none other than Captain Trump himself! Aye, the winds be blowin’ fierce as they brace fer a right ruckus ‘mongst the waves of Gaza!

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